Looks like these Companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear .. and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself! Read the web-sites names closely!
1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
Misread by many as "whore presents" do we need to say more!
2 . Experts Exchange is a very popular knowledge base where programmers can exchangeadvice and views at its url is www.expertsexchange.com
Misread by many as "experts sex change".com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
I wont go in the details about the above one.
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
when you look carefully it looks like "the rapist finder".com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
Wont get into details about the above, but I am sure you can figure it out!
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com
Misread as "molestation nursery".com
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com
I read it as "I P anywhere" you see what i mean
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
All I can say ouch!
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site www.speedofart.com
I misread it as "speed of fart".com
ONCE A MINISTER WHILE GIVING SPEECH SAID ' The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!'
The crowd got shocked.
He followed up by saying, 'That woman was my mother!' The crowd burst into laughter.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the speech decided to use the same joke in his speech he tried to rehearse the joke in his head.
It was a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!' after that he forgot the second line of the joke.
After standing there for almost 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he said '...and I can't remember who she was!
'Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
A Sardarji was in Delhi. He was walking on a street which had a Clock Tower when someone asked him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."Sardarji gave him moneyThe man took the money and disappeared. Having waited for several hours but the man dint came back.
On the next day the Sardarji was again walking along the same street and the same man asked him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".
Ha.....Ha......Ha..........
